Ferris Bueller’s Guide to Faking Out the Parents

Step 1

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Fake a stomach cramp.

Step 2

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Moan and wail.

Step 3

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When you’re bent over, lick your palms.

The master has spoken!  “It’s a little childish and stupid… but then so is high school.”  (And little does he know, adulthood as well.)

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